The Tall Tales

I dated this guy about 15 years ago, when I was young and very naive. Oh the stories he would tell. Problem is, I didn't know they were "stories" at the time. He told me that he was in a bad car accident and had a glass eye. Lie. He told me he was related to one of the guys in the boy band, New Kids on the Block. Lie. He told me that his mother kicked him out of the house. Lie. He told me that he stood to inherit his brother's car dealership. Lie. He told me that he had Crone's Disease (sp?). Lie. He told me that his friend had received some type of medal while serving in the military. Lie. He also repeatedly told me he loved me. Yeah. probably a lie too. Luckily at some point, I came to my senses.

Rachel, New York

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